The Emerald Brick Road: Journey To The Center Of The Tootsie

I put this out to some my followers:  

Intro to my first book coming by Christmas 🎄 🙌 😍 ☺️ Sooooo excited!!!!!!!!  

The Emerald Brick Road's first two sentences on the fly, in this very moment...here I go grow glow:   

"Greetings...ahem, humans. 

It all began when the orphans in Peru called me dad and that did not make me glad. 20 years later I found myself miraculously on the board of G.L.A.D. - Groupo Latino Acción Directo in the land of Eugina, Oregon."  #theemeraldbrickroad 

***Literally later that day as I literally just start my first book***

"Hello there! Your profile looks great, have you thought about writing ✍️  a book? I'm with Ledership Press looking for the next best seller.

What's the book about?" -Interviewer (LinkedIn)

"Well...Me, DUH(like my arcade initials as child which typically was B- on games...Wonderland 5 cent /nickel games = eeeepic, while dumped off by the father) anyways, DUH, me, and a myriad of hilarious miracles, coupled with a few punches, illegal lockups, a shot that missed me whilst trying to save the woman of my literal dreams who was my first W2, and we new what to do. Although, she and I agreed that she is my purple, she had to deal 💜with her own demons...she wound up taking "It's our dog David" (Trinity Mishka) or stealing rather the miracle brown husky from what turned out to be from literally Trinity County California and we didnt even know til later. I was on Jonni's fake land, who happens to have an alleged inverted dick. So, like his texhnical abilities, he's constantly fucking himself and even had the audacity to make the elderly lady land owner of 7 acers think Trinity was his dog. She informed me that indeed the location Shasta was within Trinity coordinates and we deduced the orgin or my heavenly fur baby. Then this woman, now that I'm thinking about it will probably call her in 8 hours from typing these very words in order to begin relationalizing in order tl eventually get that land...unlike the nefarious ways of Jonni who per the report of a red headed self reported woitch, he likely as they say in the Bible "And He lay with her". I say, yuck thankfully kicked Jimmie Newt Begones ass, though at the agreed hand to hand combat his leech ass brought an AK 47,  multiple founded companies(which each are a puzzle piece to one another telling indivudal and also grand messages) whilst being told by my wexican Garcia father (who doesnt know what pico de gallo is) told me my businesses were kicked out of my childhood mall because "you fix too much"...intertwined throughout the pill 💊 formed book, it will have specific quote call outs to educate the reader because I'm not here to just entertain or take up the stage with my story...overall it's to provide a wake up call to the nation with me and many other Kings n Queens in the book that are an exemplification to this nation of how we have the super human universe space dust unicorn 🦄 power 🔋 to kin-ect the right ✅️ way, reduce the licks to the center of that blue tootsie pop, get in to the fingerprint head space that is you...and get over your fears (false evidence appearing real), get off our ass, work harder, laugh more, and don't just "follow your nose"...the marvel character is right underneath it and in your nose holes...oh and don't be a snowflake melting in sub zero temperatures 😆, cut out the leeches, out shine the roaches, and remember that success starts with suc and some succubuses along the way too...unless you're a prince or princess for life that never graduates past the hand ✋️ outs.

And here to be with the love of my life but she has to make the choice. She was my first w2 and mechanic and after...Jayme Lyn, Amber Lyn, Marilyn, just love your princess snowflake mom named Lynne...Cailyn with the Ai right in the middle of her gorgeous name ❤️ 💖..."I'm your purple, David"...yes, yes, you 💜 R the star of my eye 👁

And 5000 events later. Here I Am...in the laaand of Hugo. My flavorite cologne besides Eternity from middle school (the cologne). Just to get coffee with her mother Lisa. She already told me I could marry her 1.75 yrs ago but "she's got a leech from Texas"...unbeknownst to me...I'm here and my mother says "Honey your gr8 gr8 grandfather was born there! A missionary to the Choctaw"....we'll see about what kind of "missionary"...he was born in Sawyer, Oklahoma a town of 300 right meow. It's over lapped by Hugo....